It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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