Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We have started to decorate penises.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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