so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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