ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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