And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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