She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
and you said cock pushups were impossible
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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