fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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