so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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