R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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