that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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