i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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