Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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