I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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