Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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