ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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