At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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