when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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