I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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