Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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