Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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