1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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