Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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