hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
farters have to be the big spoon...
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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