im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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