careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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