I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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