I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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