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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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