And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I wish you could order shots online.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
