For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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