her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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