I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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