So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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