i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
