The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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