i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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