Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
How's work?
Spinning.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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