dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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