guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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