I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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