And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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