You work out of a Hotel?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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