Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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