just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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