Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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