i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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