How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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