You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
