It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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