So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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