I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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