Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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