who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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go home
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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