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So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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