I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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