He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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