idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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