Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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