small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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