There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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